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Sometimes knowing exactly where you are does not make you any less lost.
Smile, it confuses people. ;)
I don`t know what I would do without you, but I bet it`s awesome.
Diet plan: make friends fatter
I think Facebook is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks.
I went for a 6 mile run tonight. The police are getting in much better shape these days.
After how long is it ok to tell your friends that they are imaginary?
The worst about the weekend?? The ending part.
Don`t come to my door wanting to talk about the Lord. I don`t come to your door wanting to talk about wine and vibrators, do I?
I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop.
Example of the difference between `You`re`and `Your`: 1. "You`re nuts" = "You are nuts" 2. "Your nuts" = "What about my nuts?"
Thumbnail pics. Helping ugly people look hot until you click on them since 1995.
There is 1 mosquito in my apartment. I have 50 bullets. Let`s dance.
Gone insane. Be back Tuesday.
Yeah, I was gonna do that, but summer.