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The real problem with this generation is that the cartoons suck.
A sofa is a vacation for your a$$...
Don`t be sad laundry, nobody`s doing me either.
my Dr. says i have ADHD, i dont know how they see.... oooooh a squirrel!
I watched my first silent movie the other day. The kids weren`t there.
The bouncer at the club calls me Kevin McAllister because I`m always going home alone
Can you do me a favour? Stand in front of my car, I need to test my brakes.
When do you take 5 hr energy? Right when I get off work ..12am!..beer here I come!
Chicken pot pie sounds like a great idea if you add commas.
when god was giving out brains....you must have miss heard for trains..and missed your bugger
I hate it when I open my fridge and get punched by a bear... =/
I`m only gonna have one beer. At a time. Until all the beer is gone.
I`m in no shape to exercise patience!
Apparently, the average person looks at their phone 150 times a day. Not me. I look at it just once. For about 12 hours.
People be like: "Awe baby you make me so happy." But the second you break up they be like, "finally happy."