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Grocery stores could save me a lot of time and effort by adding an “All the stuff you can microwave” aisle.
No matter how busy a guy is, he can always take out a moment from his busy life to just stop and stare at a beautiful girl.
I have a coffee table in my house. It`s decaffeinated but you would never know it by looking at it.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he will come home with 4. Send a woman to the store to get 5 items she will come home with 54. Its science.
Nothing like a brisk morning jog to start the day! Just kidding! I don`t do that.
Are the unmarried employees at Kraft known as Kraft singles?
The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
Thank you for showing me your Facebook wedding album. Now if you have time, here is a slideshow of my top 36 scores in Mario Kart
Women want a lot of things from one man. Conversely, men want one thing from a lot of women.
Girls are a lot like oceans, beautiful and deep, but once a month, it`s shark week.
Think about how much more stressful life`s most stressful moments would be if accompanied by the running-out-of-time music in Mario Bros.
I’m at the age where all my posts start with the phrase “I’m at the age where.”
If you walk a mile in my shoes the least you can do is leave a pair of yours to wear.
It`s not you, it`s me. I can`t stand you.