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I just love having sex with you...Next time I hope you are there with me.
3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Einstein was wrong. The real definition of insanity is trying to clean your house when you have children.
If thought bubbles appeared magically above my head I would be so screwed!
I had hopes and dreams. Now I have vodka and Facebook.
I did not say you are stupid, I just said that you have bad luck when you`re thinking.
I really thought 2015 had potential to be “my year” but we’re 2 months in and that ship has sailed so I’ll try again for 2016.
Acting like a mature adult is super easy if you hate having fun.
The worst about the weekend?? The ending part.
Politicians are people who have too little an amount of morals and ethics to remain lawyers.
had a great time horseback riding today but then I ran out of quarters
A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in.
Posting inspirational quotes online is the first sign to depression.
Never underestimate the power of cleavage.
Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail.