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My kids think I`m uncool like I thought my parents where. Time to get even! ;)
It`s impossible to look cool while holding onto a leash attached to a dog who is taking a crap.
My job blocked the Favstar website and I`m not sure if I should quit or take hostages. Haha! Jk. I`m totally taking hostages.
I don`t know about you . But everytime I go on Twitter , I get this weird feeling , I am being followed.
If I had a cooking show, it would be called “Do You Smell Something Burning?”
If history has taught us anything, it’s that reheated french fries are gross.
Nothing is more discouraging that unappreciated sarcasm.
Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I`d highly recommend Fight Club.
I like to test the waters by pushing people in.
I don`t really like the idea that James Franco might be in my grandkids` history textbooks.
You had me at "do we need to stop at the liquor store on the way to your place"
I don`t run away from my problems. That`s immature. I ignore them.
Is it wrong to ask someone with an eye patch "Was it all fun and games up to that point?"
Light beer and turkey bacon probably won`t kill you but why take the chance??
Whoever said "money doesn`t grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed.