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I worry about what my rubber ducky thinks about me when I`m naked 0.0
A cash bar on parent-teacher conference nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.
If advertisers were smart, they`d make a silent, slow-motion commercial that runs at normal speed when you fast forward through it on a DVR.
Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster.
What happened to all the Sour Patch parents?
Remeber that time we came to work and we were excited? Me neither.
Right before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting.
One of my female friend is reading a book called "Learn to drive in a week" for the last 3 years.
It’s what’s on the inside that counts, unless you’re talking about one of those hollow chocolate bunnies.
Deep down I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
What does envelope 1 of 3 on my credit card bill mean?
I don`t have to run faster than the lion. I just have to run faster than you.
To the dude I just saw driving a beat up Ford mini van with spare tire and dream catcher on mirror: that dream catchers not working dude!
In case I drink too much and pass out for a while, Happy New Year you guys.
Anything is legal when there`s no police around