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Everyone is gifted. But not everyone opens their present.
facebook cuz am too old to have imaginery friends
I was thinking about selling my old phone but I think it knows too much.
How come "you`re a peach" is a complement but "you`re bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
I`m not sure what my credit score is but I`m pretty sure I`m losing.
Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord.
Sometimes giving someone a second chance is like giving them an extra bullet for their gun because they missed the first time.
Fantasy football is just Dungeons and Dragons for the people who used to beat up the people who played Dungeons and Dragons.
We all need that special person in our lives that makes it worth while to shave our pubes.
Government Shutdown: Day Three Jellystone Park still closed. Still no pic-a-nic baskets. Yogi stares at Boo-Boo... Boo-Boo looks tasty.
I can understand your anger at me, but what could you possibly have against the horse I rode in on?
Cocaine dealers are always trying to stick their business in other people`s noses.
How Big is Infinity?
Its so cold outside I might even post about it on Facebook
I wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.