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I`ve been struggling with my laziness. I can`t decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing.
It`s impossible to look like a bad ass while eating a snow cone.
With all the technology these days, you`d think they would come up with an Online Gym where losing weight would be a click away
One day you will die, but every other day you won’t. So that’s pretty great, right? ... Inspirational posts are hard.
"I`m only having one" ...said by many, practiced by none.
Live life to its fullest even if that means eating everything in the fridge
You look like you only got about 5 of your 8 hours of beauty sleep last night...
Remember, Christmas is over if you sit on a strangers lap now and ask for stuff it`s because you`re a whore.
My dad says that if I don`t stop typing so loudly, he`s gonna slam my face into the fidbdiUHy6hivIifHfGK
When will math grow up and start solving its own problems
I keep my TV volume at "screw the neighbors".
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?
I would of read and liked your status if it wasn`t like 3 pages long.
Well, I’m bored again. Time to open the fridge