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You wouldn`t believe all the cool stuff I find when I`m under my bed playing.
So if one was to type ‘idiot’ into Google, would your picture come up?
You can pretty much text anything as long as you put a happy face emoticon afterwards. You`re a slut :)
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system
Every cigarette you smoke takes 5 minutes off your student loan debt.
often rambles on and on about this and that seeming to be heading towards a point but really just blabbing about nothing.
is having some serious PMS: Parked Motorcycle Syndrome!
I saw a sign at a cafe that said, "shoes must be worn." I was upset, because my shoes were brand new.
I am now convinced that the homeless people have all of the shopping carts that do not have the wobbly wheels.
Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I`m not used to consuming wine in pill form.
Last night I was thrown out of the casino for misunderstanding the use of the Crap table.
I just watched Back to the Future Part II and not once did I see a person walking around staring at their smartphone.
I tried sniffing coke once but the ice cubes kept getting sucked in my nose!
I don’t know how your day is going, but I just got lucky on the couch! Yep, I found a dollar!
Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.