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When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It`s only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight.
Just a friendly reminder, there are a minimum of three spiders in your room at all times. Goodnight...
$100 for a dozen red what?! That`s a lot of money for a plant you can’t smoke.
Can you imagine how sexy I`d be if I ate right and took care of my body... I`m not going to, but can you imagine
As it turns out, I’m not an afternoon person either.
I`ve been on a diet for 2 weeks and all I`ve lost is 14 days.
ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
I`m pretty sure if you watched a movie of my life backwards it probably would be about a guy who refills beer cans and puts them in the fridge.
Was up all night wondering, why do people compliment me for having all my sh!t together & yet still insult me for being full of it?
Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious
Saying a prayer for all the turkeys today. Also the single people with concerned relatives.
Your trophy wife is more of a participation trophy wife, isn`t she?
Light beer and turkey bacon probably won`t kill you but why take the chance??
The only thing instant glue sticks to instantly is fingers.