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Jesus is coming.... look busy
So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on.
Love your neighbor ... but don`t get caught.
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
Shout out to good looking women who date unattractive men who aren`t rich, thanks for keeping hope alive.
When people say things like "You can`t change the past" I can`t help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind.
A lot of attractive people are like nice cars with the check engine light on.
Stalin should have known communism doesn`t work. There were red flags everywhere.
10% of people genuinely care about your problems. The other 90% are glad that you’ve got them.
The best part about being an adult is, nobody can tell you, you can`t have ice cream for breakfast.
Well, I`m going to take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower, but with me in it.
Beer: Giving you the courage to talk to women but taking away the ability to make sense.
According to WebMD, MedicineNet, Healthline, Mayo Clinic, Symptom Checker, NetDoctor, MedlinePlus, Johns Hopkins and InfoMedNet, I`m OCD.
If you see me out somewhere and act like you didn`t, you should know that I ignored you first.