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Please ignore this post, I`m pretending to be adding a coworker`s phone number.
I drive everywhere but for some reason my shoes still wear out, it’s like there’s just no reward for laziness.
Having a favorite homeless person is weird, right?
Now that the Summer is over, I can finally stop pretending to be on a diet
I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what’s going on and there’s a lot of wine drinking.
OMG! I went shopping because I needed a skirt and these earings were on special so I bought four new pairs of shoes!
I`m not sure what my credit score is but I`m pretty sure I`m losing.
Why aren`t they called A$$teroids instead of hemorrhoids???
My career plans were much more exciting when I was 5
What if Oxygen makes our voice really deep…. And Helium just brings it back to normal?
I know some of you would find it hard to believe, but I don`t say everything that pops into my head. I don`t think the average person could handle it.
Marriage. Because your sh*tty day doesn`t have to end at work
If you forget your hook-up’s name, just take them to Starbuck’s in the morning.
Homes are 750 square feet larger today than they were 30 years ago. Unfortunately, so are most Americans.
I love watching women`s beach volleyball. There have been two wrist injuries so far, but I should be ok by next week.