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I feel like a piece of corn in the digestive tract of life ~ I`m going through a lot of crap but I`m sure I`ll come out whole.
I have two feelings, it`s either "I`m hungry" or "I shouldn`t have eaten this much"
I’m going to start telling girls that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in.
Ever wanna tell someone to shut the f*ck up even when they are not speaking
Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something.
We Should Have A Way Of Telling People Their Breath Stinks Without Hurting Their Feelings. Like: "I`m bored, let`s go brush our teeth"
I found the "one" today! Surprisingly, It`s been on my keyboard all the time.
I don`t really like the idea that James Franco might be in my grandkids` history textbooks.
Whenever i see a facebook page Celebrate; "We have reached 200K fans". I just ask myself, do they know how many of those 200K died or left facebook or can`t remember their password after they liked the page?
Bored? Text "Our condom broke." to a random number
I love sleep because its like a time machine to breakfast.
Why isn’t the default for online shopping “view all”? Who likes to skip through 20 pages of only 12 items…
Just heard a lady say "When in doubt, get a pizza"... I don`t know who this woman is but she`s my new life coach.
The true trollers are the ones who troll the trolls.