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Why do the people with the most annoying voices always appear to have the worst case of verbal diarrheal??!!
Why do we say "A word to the wise" when it`s the stupid ones who need it?
"Karate" is an old Japanese word that means, "My kid can`t hit a baseball."
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you.
"I have no idea. Why don`t you just Google it?" —My answer to just about every question I`m ever asked
There`s no mirrors in this self checkout?!?
What idiot decided to call them marijuana dispensaries and not grass stations?
Apparently some strangers don’t need a hug.
Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed, it ruled.
I stopped going to AA because all of their stories were about how they hit rock bottom by waking up next to me.
How many Snickers are an acceptable meal replacement?
Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I don`t get it. Moving on.
Relationships are not a test... So why cheat?
Why does the person who snores always fall asleep first?
Dear Santa, before I try to explain…..just how much do you already know?