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It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
Everyone has their area of expert knowledge.... if any of you need tips on how to do absolutely nothing amazingly well, let me know.
What is the difference between a trapeze artist and a supermodel?. The trapeze artist has a cunning stunt.
I`m starting to think all that stuff about Y2K is not going to happen !
Getting out of bed feels like the worst thing that’s ever happened to me ... every time it happens.
FACT: Candy corn is made out of melted down traffic cones.
I`m pretty sure by now “lazy” is just part of my personality description.
Your shadow: What happens when light travels 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet by you.
My alarm clock is clearly jelouse of my amazing relationship with my bed.
If at first you don`t succeed...Do it the way your wife told you to. ;)
If they made a movie of my life, it would just be a lot of scenes where I`m looking for something to wipe my hands on.
i used to like you but thanks to facebook i now know how boring u are
I don’t care if it’s 1 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.
can´t find Sesame Street on my GPS. Can you tell me how to get there?
Is it ok to ask a very pregnant librarian if she`s overdue?