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I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
Is the CEO of Kraft also known as The Big Cheese?
is actually feeling pretty much okay about not accomplishing anything this year.
My husband has a blanket pulled up over his face. I think this means he wants me to talk to him.
There`s no life problem that a good "F*ck this shit" can`t solve.
I`m happy that my grandma thinks that a iPad is for wet and leaking eyes
I am totally lacking the "zippity" part of my "do dah day."
If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would just have two dinners.
How many HA’s equal a LOL? How about a LMAO? Is there a conversion chart somewhere?
Imagine taking your girlfriend to your friends house for the 1st time, and her phone automatically connects to his password protected wifi.
Porn Spoiler.......The plumber doesn`t fix the leak in the kitchen sink...
Fashion is what you call hideous clothes that are really expensive
I`m not worried about the zombie apocalypse that is coming. I`m worried about the fcuktard apocalypse that is here right now.
A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab.
Chuck E Cheese: Because it`s never too early to introduce your children to gambling and bad nutrition.