Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I don`t necessarily enjoy being the bad influence...but hey, somebody has to do it!
Seriously, how can it be considered stealing when my neighbor’s WiFi signal was trespassing in MY house? I’m the victim here!!
Every time I see a safety warning on a product I can`t help think to myself how natural selection has failed us once again...
I think once we get past the restraining orders, court dates, and the stalking charges we can really make this relationship work.
It’s a little sad that today’s youth don’t get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day.
I love how music can take you to another place. For example One Direction is playing in this cafe so now I`m going to a different cafe.
Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight… Hoping to get a PS4 in return.
If your drug dealer is always on time he is a cop …
Facebook made billions by saying “Hey, remember that kid you haven’t seen since the third grade? He’s a parent who hates Obama now.”
I’m Not Arguing. I’m Simply Explaining Why I’m Right.
If you don`t remember her name in the morning, take her to Starbucks.
Expect nothing and you`ll be impressed every day.
I try to always be the bigger person by hanging out with a lot of short people.
Im having a problem in Call Of Duty, I go to the menu and... alright by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, now we`re getting somewhere.