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Change is always hard.... Especially when a jar of it falls on your head.
That weird feeling when you wake up from a nap & you don`t whether it`s am or pm or what day, month, or year it is.
Life is not fair. But life is not fair for everyone, which actually makes it fair.
You know that 200-foot high expansion bridge you drove over today? Just remember that it was built by the lowest bidder.
Mondays are middle finger approved
Why non-smokers don`t take bubble blowing breaks is beyond me
I quit my job with the Dept of Corrections. That place was like a prison...
I copied and pasted your pic of what you ate...and got MORE "likes" than you did. :P
How many instruments do you have to be terrible at before you start playing the triangle?
Why do grown ups pay to go to gyms to exercise on expensive equipment? Can`t we meet at a park after work and play tag until dark?
You say hangover. I say out of booze.
I haven`t seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he`s OK.
Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is `What is never the answer?`
Rich people have rehab. Poor people have jail.
Tarantulas are like cigarettes. They are pretty much harmless, until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.