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Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. Me, commenting on a Facebook picture.
Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn`t have known it`s summer.
Stairs are like rock climbing after a bottle of vodka.
The term "I paid GOOD money for that!" is soo silly..Honestly, have you ever seen BAD money? NOT ME !!!
Saying "I`m offended" is basically telling the world you can`t control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
I am totally lacking the "zippity" part of my "do dah day."
If my "check engine" light would check my wallet, it would know there`s nothing I can do about it.
Wouldn`t it be ironical to die in a living room?
Proof that getting kicked in the nuts is worse than giving birth. Girls often say, yeah I`d have another baby. Guys never ask to get kicked in the nuts again.
“Grandbrother” sounds much cooler than uncle.
I kinda dig you, want to hang out and stuff until we hate each other?
I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now. Surely it would be weirder if I was still 9.
It`s so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.
Who am I calling stupid?? Good question.... What`s your name?!
I may be too old to cut the mustard, but I can still cut the cheese.