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I’ve been in this McDonald’s restroom for over an hour, waiting for an employee to wash my hands.
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
Heard you like bad boys .... Well, I`m not trying to impress you or anything, but when Disney Channel asked me to go to their website with my parents permission, I didn`t ask my parents.
Give a fish some bread and he`ll eat for a day. Teach a fish to be a flying piranha and he`ll eat for a lifetime.
I`m gonna start a secret porn industry and call it "the Illuminaughty".
My goal this weekend is to move just enough each day so that no one pokes me to see if I`m dead
It`s so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager.
Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 8.
I Like this quote. I dislike this quote. I am so clever that sometimes I don´t understand a single word of what I am saying.
To a cop, doing donuts in a parking lot has a whole different meaning.
Pregnancy test confirmed me my worst fear.......I`m just fat
No one thinks the screenshot of your text messages are as funny as you do. No one.
Are you really sorry or are you just Charlie Sheen sorry?
I think my mailman is stealing my Nigerian lottery checks.
Another year has passed. I`ve just about given up on the Mayans.