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To those girls who always put"CRYING" at the end of every status, seriously what do you expect us to do, inbox you a tissue?
Just for kicks I posted "I won the LOTTERY" on Facebook. One girl liked it, then replied to the inbox message I sent her in 2010. *Blocked*
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
This woman is so impressed at my driving that she got next to me just to show me she’s not wearing a ring. Thanks hun, but wrong finger!
Yes, I know why you pulled me over. I didn`t see you in your little hiding spot over there, so I couldn`t slow down in time.
This status is dedicated to whatever you’re ignoring in real life to read it.
I’m going to start responding to videos people post of their babies on Facebook with videos of me getting nine hours of sleep.
I’m pretty much always down for a snack.
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
I wonder how many 5 Hour Energy`s it would take to levitate?
exercise........you mean extra fries
I know I`ve had enough to drink when I have to concentrate to blink.
Technically, if you don`t cut the cake, it`s still just one slice.
I remember when peer pressure was all about drugs and promiscuous sex. Now it`s Fitbit and who has the best gluten free recipes.
How much tequila goes into mashed potatoes again?