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Women need a tattoo that somehow signals their menstrual cycle ... * A Cramp Stamp
If a bra is called an `over the shoulder bolder holder`, then what would you call men underwear? Under the butt nut hut
Tis the season to throw your diet out the window.
I commend any woman for going into labor outside a hospital setting. If I have to poop anywhere besides my own bathroom I go into panic mode
I was drivin home tonight and was singin away and seen a tree ahead and swerved to miss it and realized it was my air freshener hangin from my rear view mirror!!!! CLOSE CALL!!!
My girlfriend just accused me of being unfaithful. I told her that is ridiculous and that she is starting to sound like my wife.
My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.
I need a leaf blower, but for people.
No, an erection is not considered personal growth.
My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities. I said, “That’s great. Well I have a serious drinking opportunity.”
Yoga is a great way to meet and embarrass yourself in front of women
Legalizing same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage.
Turns out, I`m not an afternoon person either...
It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them,The police call it indecent exposure but whatever...
Just hired two Private Investigators to follow each other. I`ll keep you posted......