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Invite me to your wedding . Invite me to go have fun , but please stop inviting me to your farm .
The bible says you can`t buy your way into heaven but there isn`t a church in the country that won`t encourage you to try.
is actually feeling pretty much okay about not accomplishing anything this year.
If you think my post are bad, you should see my choice in men.
Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber were both answers on Jeopardy tonight. The end is near........
Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people.
If you need me I`ll always be stuck behind the person who doesn`t know how to use the CVS self-checkout aisle.
I don`t know why people freak out and run when they see a spider. They are just gonna climb in your mouth when you are sleeping anyway.
When I get a prescription for drugs, I don`t ask, `Will it work? Are there any side effects?` No, it`s `Can I drink with these?`
If you loose a tooth as an adult, the tooth fairy gives you a trailer.
Facebook should allow people to be in a relationship with food. That would be my relationship for eternity.
The only man worth waiting for is the delivery guy
Happy 15th birthday google, 3 more years and you will be able to search for adult sites legally
If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, does it really have calories?
Just been on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?