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"They Dared Me To" should be a legitimate excuse in a Court of Law.
"Probiotic" sounds a lot better than "bacteria infested"
You can’t believe everything you hear, but you can repeat it.
Live in the moment. Unless the moment sucks. Then live on Facebook.
Music that is meant to be played at a reasonable volume is completely pointless.
I just became a professional Counterfeiter, I even have the certificates to prove it.
Put on my workout clothes before going to the donut store just to give the impression I earned this.
How do they fit all that money inside such a tiny credit card??
I`m honestly convinced some women do not fart. They just hold it in, and it comes out as drama.
Hugh Hefner dead at age 91. With the amount of Viagra that guy must have been taking, good luck closing that casket lid.
When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."? No one is that happy
Understanding women number 476,395: Women like to talk about their feelings.
I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
Beer: The WD40 for conversations.
In the South, they remove the `g` from the end of most words. Just sayin`.