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Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
Girl: What`s the plan, get me drunk and take advantage of me. Boy: Good, you`ve done this before
There’s nothing wrong with enjoying free samples at the grocery store. Just make sure they’re samples. And free. And it’s a grocery store.
I`m really sick and tired of food having calories...
I`ve had frozen pizza and delivery pizza in the same day, b!tch you don`t know me.
Ironically, Internet was made to save our time.
Adulthood is like losing your mom in the grocery store for the rest of your life.
Anyone that tells you money is the root of all evil is f*cking broke.
To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes a great Subway sandwich.
The songs I like always come on when I’m supposed to be getting out of my car.
If ANY of my posts have made even one person’s day better, then there’s something seriously wrong with that person
Shot my first turkey today...scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome!
What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?
I`m no magician but I can walk down the street and turn into a bar!
New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....