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Didn’t Selfie Sticks used to be called Friends?
To all the people who think they don`t need deodorant: What in the world would make you think that?
The Home Alone house is up for sale for 2.4 mil. I’d pay 2.5 (if I had it) just so I could say, “Keep the change you filthy animal.”
It was awkward when she said, "And yet your feet are so big."
My poor neighbour suffered a stroke today...I must remember to close the blinds before getting naked.
My job blocked the Favstar website and I`m not sure if I should quit or take hostages. Haha! Jk. I`m totally taking hostages.
I had been dreaming about eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone! :O
I feel sorry for historians, they have such a hard time letting go of the past.
When people say things like "You can`t change the past" I can`t help but wonder what it must be like to have that brilliant of a mind.
I liked you better before we met.
I say ” I shouldn’t be telling you this,” at the beginning of every conversation so people will listen to what I’m saying.
Is Nudeism a religion?
I may be stupid but im also dumb! :D
Spent 40 minutes on the treadmill this morning. Next time I might turn it on.
The reason I don`t play Scrabble online, is that I can`t throw the tiles at the person who beats me.