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I`m running out of people I can tolerate!
No matter how old you are ... swingsets are cool.
I don´t like to think of myself as "Special"... I think I would call me a limited edition.
To get laid is good. To get off is good. To get laid off is bad.
A psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
It`s been scientifically proven that originally there were only five fruit cakes ever made!
why would i ever pay to go to a nascar event when i could get drunk beside the interstate and cheer for cars for free
This recliner and I go way back.
Head and Shoulders should make a body wash called Everything Else
Can anybody PLEASE tell me where you buy Common Sense?? I know several people that need some!!!
I took part in the sun tan world championships this weekend. I got bronze.
I really don`t get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she`s at least 18.
Facebook reminds me of what my grandpa always used to say, `Who are you people and what are you all jabbering about anyway?`
Just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellant. Now, he’ll never have any friends.
Only 3 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week.