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All I`m saying is one of us is right and the other one is you.
How do I tell my boss I don`t want to do work anymore but still want money.
Recipes sound good until you realize that you don`t have $846 worth of spices in your house.
Showed my daughter an MRE. The package said "Peelable Seal". She said I`m not eating no seal.
She might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty`s only a light switch away.
There`s a word for people like you ... "leave"
Hello...
I try to find the good in every situation. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.
You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning.
Porn & love songs. Destroying reality forever.
is clapping his hands and stomping his feet because he is happy and he knows it.
Ive been invited to farmville! Now what to wear...
I want my children to have all the things I never had so then I can move in with them.
Filling out a job application. Under "Military Experience" I put that I once went commando for 4 days in a row.