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At first, I had my doubts about using autocorrect. But my new phone probed me wrong. PROVED DAMNIT! PROVED!
Summer vacation: Where you drink triple, see double and act single.
The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn`t just "lay in bed and watch TV all day" I traveled very far thank u
Life is so much funnier if you have a dirty mind
Ever talk to someone so stupid they make you squint?
According to these court documents, the way to a woman`s heart isn`t through her bedroom window.
“Get your panties in a bunch” would make a great slogan at Costco.
wassup pips! :-) no i don`t mean you guys pip, get it? piping?? haaahaaa... looks like i`m the only one laughing right? well it sounded funnier in my head (-_-)
The wifi going down on me is the most action I`m going to get tonight.
Was wondering...when you have a mandatory meeting at work, why do the presenters always thank you for being there?
I`ll vacuum over something a hundred times before I pick it up and place it back down and try again.
Today I think I`ll send out texts saying "Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?" ...JUST to see how many responses I will get. ;)
Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.
I hate when someone asks me where I see myself 5 years from now when I don`t even remember where the hell I was 2 days ago.
I always thought I looked like romeo, until I washed the picture off my mirror...