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President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to "learn what it means to work." May I suggest the same for members of Congress?
I`m thankful for many things, but mostly that there were no camera phones when I was in high school.
To the guys complaining about lack of sex from their woman: supply & demand. Supply better product, they`ll demand it more. -Bfanch
Procrastination comes to those who wait.
Movies are so unrealistic. This guy`s using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to upgrade his Adobe.
You know you`re addicted to your iphone when you start using your fingers to zoom into things on your laptop computer. Or a printed photo. Or a book. Or your watch.
I just got off the couch and I think I accidentally did yoga or some $hit.
All this time I thought PTA stood for Parents to Avoid
I think I have a serious problem---Today I was reading the newspaper and found myself looking for the "Like" button.
Whoever invented self checkout greatly overestimated the general intelligence of the human race.
FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: “Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?”
The best two kinds of beer in this world are....Cold & Free..
According to WebMD I have déjà vu... but not only that, I also have déjà vu according to WebMD.
I`m Dave, or as the ladies like to call me... "Hey, you! Behind the bushes!"
can´t find Sesame Street on my GPS. Can you tell me how to get there?