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Ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so when you look in your rearview mirror you don`t confuse it with the other giant siren cubes.
Does the Food Network deliver?
Does this status update make me look fat?
I`d walk barefoot across an ocean of Legos for you.
So what if Jesus turned water into wine... I turned a whole student loan into beer once. your move Jesus.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday, and look how that turned out...
Life is like a box of chocolates and you`re on a diet so you can`t even enjoy it.
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Wow, I just melted a piece of ice by staring at it. Took a little longer than I thought it would.
We all need that special person in our lives that makes it worth while to shave our pubes.
I`m just a boy...standing in front of a girl...asking her to lov.....aw who am I trying to fool. I just want in your pants.
After joining Facebook, my TV became radio.
Why Couldn`t Snoop Dogg & Dr.Dre Get On The Bus ... Because They Forgot 50 Cent
Wanna ruin a girl’s day? Respond to her next text with “Who is this?”
"I can`t wait to have you inside me," I whispered softly to my dinner.