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Long story short, I love summaries.
That awkward moment when your screen freezes on a really embarrassing website
You might be addicted to Facebook if you read my post`s every day...
I don`t always agree with everything I say. :)
If by "help you cook" you mean drink wine in the kitchen while you do the work, then yes, I`d love to help you cook.
Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?
If you guys could read my mind! It would be all like; " "
Feeding my kid cold pizza. They will be off to college soon and preparation is the key to success.
Single ? I`m not single, I`m in a long standin relationship with fun and freedom ! ;)
The Australian kiss is just like the French kiss but down under.
Shout out to all the girls who don`t have to dress half naked to get a mans attention. Stay classy! And the rest of you come with me.
No one has ever been in an empty room.
Gee I wish I could push the envelope... But it`s stationary.
There is a 3-for-2 sale in my local shoe shop. I almost bought myself a new pair of shoes, but couldn`t decide whether to get an extra left or a right one as part of the offer....
I`ll be glad when it`s warm enough to pee outside