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You guys can laugh at my cargo pants all you want, but I just walked out of Taco Bell with 350 sauce packets.
If my sarcasm confuses you it`s because you`re stupid.
When I die, I want people to say, "That guy owed me a lot of money"
I`m so broke that I can`t even pay attention!
Please: No,No.No-More about how you think relationships should be: we`ve got it , Your Single,,- get off facebook and go take your own expert advise...
I`m such a thrill seeker, when I see a ‘Caution, Wet Floor’ sign, I walk faster...
Have you ever stopped to think, and forgot to start again?
I hate it when I’m singing along to a song, and the artist gets it wrong.
All I`m saying is, you`ve never seen me crying and eating tacos at the same time
After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
This debate episode has to be the craziest Celebrity Apprentice I`ve ever seen!
I just want to be famous enough to have a Wikipedia page full of misinformation about me.
People say nails on a chalkboard is the worst sound ever... I think it`s the alarm clock in the morning.
I`m smiling, that alone should scare you.
Whether a Vacuum is on or off, it`s always collecting dust.