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Easy baked macaroni and cheese recipe: Boil macaroni in water.... follow the rest of the instructions on box. TADA!
Anyone else immediately turn down the car radio the second you think you might be lost?
¦It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack.
My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization.
Just finished my first book yesterday. 450 pages. Man, that was a lot of coloring...
If things always went according to a plan…. life wouldn’t be interesting.
Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza
i know how to shutup.I just don`t know when.
Pick a woman with wits. Wits will never sag.
All I’ve ever wanted from life was to be a disturbance in the force.
I don’t love being single but I do love being happy.
Adding “and sh!t” at the end of a sentence can make anything sound thug. Example: “I was playing with my bubbles and sh!t.”
wants to rock and roll all night
Thank god we don`t send messages with pigeons anymore. Where would I find 200 pigeons every day?