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Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
All I see on Facebook is penis, orgasm, bang him, bang her, bullwhip, masturbate, porn, tits, and then I read everyone else`s posts..
I have never been guilty of taking the smaller pizza slice.
I drink because people talk.
Are you guys sure common sense can`t be beaten into people ? Because I`d like to give it try!
Smile, it´s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
I wish I had my own private chauffeur. . . . Then I could really commit to being an alcoholic!
When my kids grow up, I’m going to their house to break their stuff, eat all their food, make a huge mess, say I’m bored & then just leave!
Life is like a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you`re hot.
If your buttcrack is showing out of your pants. I will drop change in it and make a wish.
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
I hope I die doing something extreme like climbing Mt. Everest or telling a woman I don`t like her new haircut.
Apparently, you shouldn’t ask your wife if she’s off her meds more than once a week…
Sex in the City is the prequel to The Golden Girls, right?
Girls are supposed to dance. That`s why god gave them parts that jiggle.