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I`m sorry did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Keep talking; someday you’ll say something intelligent.
I don`t care if you`re here to murder me - we take our shoes off in this house.
My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I am suspicious that I am up to something I don`t want myself to know about.
I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?
Just saw the trailer for "Noah." I hear The Book is better.
I`d say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.
I can`t find my happy place this morning, mind if I goto yours
Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook.
I never thought you could really guess too low whenever a woman asks you her age. I guess 6 was pushing it.
Only awesome people are allowed to ‘LIKE’ this status!
God gives us only what we can handle... Apparently God thinks I am a bad-ass.
Living with a child is like using a blender with no lid...
Remember when you were a kid and all you would use the computer for was paint and space pinball?
It`s always best to fart when there`s a baby on the bus. They always get the blame.