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I`m not sure if I actually have free time or there are things I`m forgetting to do.
The only time I want to hear about your baby is when you tell me it ain`t mine.
RAIN!!!! :) I guess my rain dances must have worked. Some people call it stumbling around... I call it rain dancing.
Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.
GIRLS: To make a guy panic, simply ask, " Notice anything different?`... works EVERY time
You might be a REDNECK if you think S.T.O.P. means spin tires on pavement!! :)) lol
I hope when the machines take over the world they start by fixing my cable.
Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I don`t get it. Moving on.
I think I may have just inadvertently accomplished something!!!
If I share my food with you, it’s either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don’t want it.
I can walk up to any dog, rub its butt and make a friend. That trick only works about half the time on people.
Dieting Tip, 1. Make a list of people who have a problem with your weight, 2. Cut them out of your life. 3. Enjoy having lost Hundreds of pounds of Idiots.
Common Sense is so rare, it should be classified as a super power.
You never outgrow sleepovers, they just become coed.
I don`t know karate, but I do know crazy, and I`m not afraid to use it.