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Ironically, Internet was made to save our time.
My life is like a romantic comedy expect there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing at my own jokes
I was getting really depressed today but then I realized double cheeseburgers exist
My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I am suspicious that I am up to something I don`t want myself to know about.
"I am upping my standards... so up yours!"
Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! -Librarians arguing
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent ? That’s why I never take baths...
My new bumper sticker ... "Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
How many divorced guys does it take to change a lightbulb?...........Who cares, they NEVER get the house anyways
No matter how much you push the envelope - it`ll still be stationery.
Respect your parents, they pay for your internet.
I hope this snowstorm doesn`t impact my schedule of aimlessly wasting my day online.....
Awkward moment when you just wanted a sugar daddy but becomes the First Lady of America!
Something tells me that girl with the word "Princess" tattooed on her neck isn`t really Royalty.
Im still waiting for Anheuser-Bush to name a beer "responsibly" so i can drink it!