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I wish I could feel as happy as an adult, as I felt as a kid when the teacher wheeled in the TV during class
Got a problem with me? I’m pretty sure a status on Facebook won’t fix it.
I`m running out of people I can tolerate!
Aren`t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know...The birth of Santa
You bring everyone a lot of joy ... when you leave the room.
Those awkward moments when you catch yourself feeling frustrated with your kids for being just like you....
Remember when the world ended last year?
You know what`s the best part about waking up early? Nothing, it sucks!
If I were Noah, I’d be grabbing two of every bottle of alcohol
I`ve just finished doing my hair, want to come over and mess it all up?
Do short people start their childhood stories with "when I was little", too?
Crazy to think back before camera phones we all used to sit in front of bathroom mirrors with sketch pads.
"in other news… it turns out being mayor of Toronto is all that its cracked up to be" - George T. Ignace
I hate when people passive-aggressively post vague, indirect statuses. You know who you are...
They should make a "How It`s Made" episode on how "How It`s Made" is made.