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It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
Happy new years, my friends. Thanks for supporting the site, Ralf.
why are the foods you want eat late at night in loud crackling wrappers?
My favorite hobbies are practical jokes and masturbation. I’m always trying to pull a fast one
I`m surprised more killers haven`t lured their victims into their houses by blind folding them and promises of being on a febreze commercial
Bipolar smile :(: ...... Gets um everytime !
Reasons to get out of bed: None.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
“How are feeling today?” is a polite reminder that you were a mess the night before.
A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste
I was doing laundry today and accidentally left out a very large fart. 4 people turned around. For a minute, I thought I was on "The Voice".
Who’s that sexy beast…………..oh I clicked on my own profile again. ;)
Your screenshots of text message conversations tell me: 1. you have a great sense of humor 2. to never trust you
I don`t own a thesaurus, is `cock meat` a synonym for `fried chicken`?
Ok ... I just had a talk with myself, and it did not go well. Now I`m grounded.