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The irony of social media is that the majority of users are all alone.
Checked myself for ticks ... but I didn`t hear anything.
Anybody else have that annoying problem of Work and Family interfering with your FaceBook time?
If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they`d put cocaine back in their recipe.
I bought a Tempurpedic mattress just so that I’d have an excuse to go to sleep with a giant glass of wine every night.
Why am I not allowed to post anything on here?
You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah.
I got in the shower with my slippers still on this morning. Is this the start of dementia or the continuum of stupidity I wonder?
Next time a guy says he wants to fight you, just say "not in that outfit!" and roller skate away
If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I`ve never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?
You bring the friendship, I`ll bring the benefits.
I`m so, so sorry I started the whole Facebook Is Going To Start Charging thing. I didn`t think it would go THIS far..... sorry
I know my limits. I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them.
Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed.
Just backed into a Jaguar but I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling