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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring.
When I hear a person say "My Mom didn`t raise no dummy", I feel like saying "She lied to you"
I hate it when I`m in a crowded elevator and yell out "GROUP HUG!" and people look at me all weird and stuff.. Making friends is hard.
Computer froze? Just press all the keys.
The circus may no longer come to town but at least we’re guaranteed to always see a few clowns in Washington.
Life is so much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
I see your Full House and I raise you 3 episodes of Home Improvement. -Me, not knowing how to play poker, but loving 90`s TV
Pretty sure I look forward to my boss` vacation`s more than he does.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”
It took me quite some time to be this good a procrastinator
Only awesome people are allowed to ‘LIKE’ this status!
Another successful year no random father`s day cards in the mail!
Meaningless statistics are up 17% today
I always drink responsibility I make sure that someone is responsible for buying me drinks.