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And then her mood ring just...exploded
Making an effort in the last of 2014 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone.
Had a blast doing my Black Friday tradition!!!! I slept!
Dogs lick each other`s butts to tell each other they like them. Just like politicians
Are you one of those people that get hurt from things posted on Facebook? You can easily avoid that by keeping your a$$ off of Facebook.
Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?
Going to tattoo shop to get both legs fully covered. Before he touches me with that needle, I run off yelling `thanks for the free shave loser!`
May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
“FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!” – Mother Nature
I want to know what horrific ideas were rejected before they decided "Vagisil" was the best possible brand name?
The phrase “Ignore it and it will go away.” does NOT apply to being chased by a dozen cop cars.....trust me on this one.
Some people live life in the fast lane. You’re in oncoming traffic.
Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE” !! I’m happy to report that I succeeded…
I have nothing!
Sometimes I wish there was a `Build-a-Girlfriend`.