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So you`ll be able to buy Girl Scout Cookies online this year ... Your move Weight Watchers
I was laying down, looking up at the stars while I was writing this post. Then it dawned on me; `Where the heck is the ceiling?`
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced “haha! Screw you!”
Never , under any circumstances , take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. O_o
You can’t call them “love handles” if nobody loves you
screw flowers, its all about chia pets ;)
you know that awkward moment when you think someone`s talking to you so you reply to them and then they look over at you with that disgusted facial expression that says "wtf ..no"
The New iPhone 7 is coming out in August. If you want a sneak peek of the new iPhone. Take a look at your current iPhone and pretend it cost 200 dollars more.
Some people think I`m quiet, others wish I was.
ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
If my cats have taught me anything, its how to ignore people.
If Facebook isn’t a drug then someone please explain to me why I sneak into the bathroom at work to use it.
My last boyfriend used to smile and say "I love you" to me every morning as he left for work. At least I think that`s what he was saying. It can be tricky to lip read through binoculars.
I used to be so broke when homeless people saw me coming by they would hide their change cups.
You know that really private/embarrassing stuff you say to your girlfriend when no one else is around? Her friends know all that sh!t.