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The only Spanish phrase you need to learn is, "I know you guys are talkin sh*t about me."
In a weird twist,,, The longer I stay at home,,, The more homeless I look.
Of all the grotesque sounds coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most disturbing!!
We should`ve let the guy who named oranges keep naming other stuff.
A lot of people are only alive because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder.
Hi, we`re a group of teens who solve mysteries! We wanna be taken seriously so we wrote a theme song about how we can`t ever find our dog.
Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman.
I’ve been that, done that, had that, lost that, needed that and felt that. Just a few of the many reasons why I always drink to “that”.
Forget resolutions, Imma just say from now on... TGIS "Thank God I Survived" ! :)
1,000 Ways To Die is so unrealistic. There`s no episode where a man asks a woman `what`s wrong?`
You know you`re a bad driver when Siri tells you "after 400 feet stop and let me out"
You`re the reason I wake up everyday. Just kidding I have a job.
This debate episode has to be the craziest Celebrity Apprentice I`ve ever seen!
When your feeling down, I will be there to feel you up. ;)
It only takes one person to ruin it for everyone...Be that person.