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I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it!
I`m not ignoring you, I am simply giving you time to reflect on what an idiot you are being.
A reality show where a couple wins $10 million dollars if they show nobody a picture of their baby for the first 2 years.
Eat whatever you want,and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight ...Eat them too..!
I went to buy condoms and the cashier just said "yeah right" and put em back on the shelf
The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses...
A man typed in search box on Google : “What do women want?”. Google Replied : “We are also searching…”
Hope you don`t mind if I make transformer sound effects when we switch positions.
Shoot for the moon, and even if you miss, you and your motivational crap is far away
I thought about exercising all day long. I am so exhausted.
auto-correct has got to be my worst enema.
An empty fridge is a sad fridge.
On one issue, at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women.
I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.
I just googled, "understanding women," the computer crashed.