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Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend
I`m going to buy a new dictionary. After watching Final Destination 5, I clearly don`t understand the meaning of Final.
I was visited by three spirits last night, Vodka, Rum And Gin. . .
feels like I`m forgetting to flip someone off today.
Gonna start a new job tomorow at a archaelogical site, I know I`m gonna dig it.
God is creative, I mean just look at me.
Next time a stranger talks to me when I`m alone I will look at them shocked and just quietly whisper.... "You can see me?"
My husband and I are having a serious fight. Do you think I should let him know about it?
I hate people who say "Age is just a number" — Age is clearly a word.
By thigh gap you mean the distance between the KFC and my mouth right.
Q: What is the best thing God ever created? A: The vagina. Q: What was the worst thing God ever did? A: Put women in charge of them.
If it`s any consolation, your Doppelganger is probably having a really awesome day.
For the life of me, I can’t understand why small and medium pizzas exist.
I`m not perfect. But I am better than you.
This ad says: "3 out of 5 smokers die" Apparently the other 2 become immortal.