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I have a disease called AWESOME...You don`t understand it since you don`t have it.
I read an actual newspaper today! For those of you who don`t understand, a newspaper is like the Internet but made of paper.
Guys: Bet a female friend that she can’t touch her bellybutton with both elbows. Enjoy the view.
It’s all fun and games until they reply to your text with a phone call.
Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it`s a small soft drink.
A fun thing to do is comment "that ain`t the girl you were with at the bar the other night" on all my married friends Facebook family photos
I`ve said it before and I`ll say it again: it before
I want it all and I want it delivered.
Do you think we like to sing in the shower because we all love a good soap opera?
I`d totally order a salad bar. If it had lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, ketchup, mustard, hamburger and buns.
There`s a Bullying Support Group meeting, tomorrow night at 8 ... You`d better f*cking be there.
Relationships are not a test... So why cheat?
One man’s LOL is another man’s WTF.
A 5 year old asked me what marriage is like. So I gave him a chocolate bar and told him not to eat it.
i dont have drain bramage.