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Next time you think life`s not fair..think of this x large clothes cost $2 more than large so why doesn`t small cost $2 less ? Being fat ....now that`s unfair
I put the pro in inappropriate.
For those of you wondering what it`s like to be married, I`m on day 3 of an argument I didn`t know I was having.
If cats had wings, they would still just lay there.
We are the only ones who can control our own happiness, but sometimes it feels like someone else is holding the remote.
I need to stop making things more complicated than they need to be. I`m adding that to my bucket Power Point presentation.
If you get angry, just take deep breaths and count to ten. Unless you`re angry about oxygen and numbers.
You don`t have to dress like you`re a handbag, unless you are Lady Gaga.
Hedgehogs would seem far less adorable if they had more relevant names like `Stabbyrabbit` or `Weaponrat`
I don`t think stupid people understand how much effort goes into not punching them in the face
Scent is the sense most tied to memory. "Common" is the sense least tied to people.
When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage.
Some days the problem is I care too much… Today was not one of those days…
Practising my breast stroke, so if I ever get a girlfriend I dont do it wrong...
The last breasts I touched belonged to a dead chicken.