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A synonym is a word you use when you can`t remember how to spell the other word.
Welcome back to plastic surgery anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces here today.
Some of my ideas are about as profitable as selling YOLO T-Shirts at a Reincarnation seminar
Things I hate about work: 1. Waking up 2. Humans 3. Working
I just had a moment of clarity. Glad that`s over with.
Was at an Apple store today when I let out a really loud fart. Boy, the employee`s were so mad. Hey, Not my fault they don`t have windows!
2015 and still no thieves interested in my identity.
Talk to me long enough and you`ll realize why I`m single.
I Hope I can make it through another season of disagreement over the pronunciation of pecan.
I consider each one of my friends a gift. Now if only I could remember where I put some of those receipts.
Sometimes I think I’m too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop.
"I want to be cuddled, but I want to be alone. Being crazy is hard." - WOMEN
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you`re donating blood...
When you introduce clapping to your dancing you might probably be too old to be in a night club at 1am.
Honking your horn is fun but rolling down your window and screaming “honk” at people is just way more satisfying.