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10 REASONS WHY I`M LAZY... you know what? Never mind. I can do this later.
I plan on getting "sidewalk nap" drunk tonight.
Yes, your opinion matters ... But not to me.
Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
This town is about as exciting as watching an M&M melt in the sun.
Bad news, guys. Throwing a cat through a wall doesn`t make a funny, cat-shaped hole
I went to buy condoms and the cashier just said "yeah right" and put em back on the shelf
How big does a cupcake have to be before it`s just a cake?
I overheard 2 girls say there was a creepy dude listening to their conversation.
Thanks coffee for tricking us into believing that it`s a good morning for a few minutes.
When life gives you melons, wear a low cut top.
Can anyone recommend a few thousand books on hoarding?
Two drunk guys driving down the road, One says to the other "We must be getting closer to town!" The other guys says, "How can you tell?" He says "Were hitting more frickin people."
Depending on how you look at it, half of 8 could be 4, 3, or 0.
Expect nothing and you`ll be impressed every day.