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You notice how no faith-healers have stepped forward to help out with the ebola crisis in Africa......
why do wise people never make wisecracks?
Lol at birds that walk places.
Iām on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle!
Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world ... to get back from a woman
A new heavy metal Christian Rock band will soon be releasing their debut album. They`re called Nuns `n` Moses.
People think that a girl`s dream is to find her perfect guy & be with him forever... That`s Crap! A girl`s dream is to eat without getting fat.
If I`ve learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it`s that everyone speaks English after they die.
The reason grilled cheese sandwiches and tomato soup are such a great combination is because they are the same basic ingredients as pizza.
I bet all the cool math nerds call each other algebros.
I just don`t understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.
We`re all just nudists in disguise...
You are more likely to be bitten by a person who believes they are a shark than an actual shark.
I don`t want to brag, but I`m single-handedly responsible for 86% of the rules in the Employee Handbook at work.
Cooking tip of the day: Rub your eyes BEFORE you dice the jalapenos...