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I love the way everyone who uses hand sanitizer looks like they`re hatching some kind of evil plan.
"Fidget Spinners are so dumb pointless." -The generation that purchased over 5 million Pet Rocks.
Is it polite or rude to slide a note into the bathroom stall next to you that says, "heard you farting but it`s ok you`re in the right place :)"
My taste in music ranges from, "You need to listen to this" to "I know, please don`t judge me."
If everyone would stop screaming, I`m sure we`d all agree I`m not supposed to be in this women`s restroom.
If you like to make love while listeninag to music, always choose live album. ..That way you`ll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes. :)
There’s always that one person that catches you doing something weird.
If it looks like a pig and walks like a pig, do me a favor & tell my ex girlfriend I said hello.
What if plants could talk but they are still in shock from seeing the dinosaurs?
No one looks more depressed than a grown man walking away from the microwave with a Lean Cuisine meal in his hands.
When cleaning my house: 1% Cleaning 30% Complaining 69% Playing with stuffs that I just found
Impressing the McDonald’s drive thru people with my music is always a top priority.
WARNING::World Health Organization says radiation from cell phones may cause cancer. Please text everyone you know about this.
I will kill you with kindness even if I have to beat the sh!t out of you.
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village has one.